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nixCraft 🐧
@nixCraft@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

software developer discovering code optimization again because RAM costs more than ever before. 😅

A screenshot of social media post from user @gizmobly  from X/Twitter that reads as: "If RAM becomes so rare / expensive that software enshittification and the impending crash of the industry reverses due to developers needing to learn about resource constraints and quality then I will start believing in a god"
A screenshot of social media post from user @gizmobly from X/Twitter that reads as: "If RAM becomes so rare / expensive that software enshittification and the impending crash of the industry reverses due to developers needing to learn about resource constraints and quality then I will start believing in a god"
A screenshot of social media post from user @gizmobly from X/Twitter that reads as: "If RAM becomes so rare / expensive that software enshittification and the impending crash of the industry reverses due to developers needing to learn about resource constraints and quality then I will start believing in a god"
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Off The Books
@OffTheBooks@mastodon.gamedev.place replied  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

@nixCraft @wndxlori over here making 2-bit graphics

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yuubi
@yuubi@furry.engineer replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

@nixCraft some people on this network remember astonishingly cheap $34/Mbyte memory, so it'll have to rise a bit more

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numanumayey
@breathOfLife@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

@nixCraft

i mean

i'm seeing crucial and samsung going up in price, but what about adata and other vendors?

also what kind of games require 32-64-128 gb of ram to run anyway?

also you can download more ram by installing linux blobcatpenguin

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Lone Survivor 🍉
@nabilzaq@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

@nixCraft, I wish my worries were just RAM costs. As a displaced father, I struggle to provide for my kids' basic needs, let alone think about code optimization. " #refugeelife

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mutant ﴾! offiziell !﴿ ⸙
@0xD@chaos.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

@nixCraft
extremely expensive memory? Check.

RAM Doubler
will come back, eventually 😉

Snake oil for a slick #Windows experience

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Tim Ward ⭐🇪🇺🔶 #FBPE
@TimWardCam@c.im replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

@nixCraft It's sometimes not the software developers' problem, it's the PBBs'.

"Oh dear this performance is crap, I need to fix it" says the developer.

"Yes, you fix it by upping the autoscaling parameters on the cloud service," says the PHB, "I'm not paying you to have fun playing clever intellectual games with tech debt when there are new features I want you to write."

(Mind you, they do *sometimes* change their minds when they see the cloud bill.)

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Billy O'Neal
@malwareminigun@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

@nixCraft RAM is more expensive but still cheaper than software developers

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Nicole Parsons
@Npars01@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

@nixCraft

RAM costs more because billionaires are engaging in a supply chain attack using their monopolies.

https://www.tomsguide.com/computing/ram-prices-are-exploding-heres-why-and-everything-you-need-to-know-about-surviving-ramageddon

Sam Altman & his AI ilk buying up all the supplies required for chip manufacture.
https://techcrunch.com/2025/10/01/openai-ropes-in-samsung-sk-hynix-to-source-memory-chips-for-stargate/

https://www.tomshardware.com/pc-components/dram/openais-stargate-project-to-consume-up-to-40-percent-of-global-dram-output-inks-deal-with-samsung-and-sk-hynix-to-the-tune-of-up-to-900-000-wafers-per-month

Reminder: Saudi Arabia, Qatar and the UAE fund the AI bubble.

Tom's Hardware

OpenAI's Stargate project to consume up to 40% of global DRAM output — inks deal with Samsung and SK hynix to the tune of up to 900,000 wafers per month

Working at scale.
TechCrunch

OpenAI ropes in Samsung, SK Hynix to source memory chips for Stargate | TechCrunch

OpenAI has struck agreements with two of the world's biggest manufacturers of memory chips, Samsung Electronics and SK Hynix, to make DRAM wafers for the Stargate AI infrastructure project and build data centers in South Korea.
Tom's Guide

RAM prices are exploding — here's why and everything you need to know about surviving RAMageddon

Why are computers so expensive all of a sudden?
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Jerked Gherkins
@jerkedgherkins@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

facts, optimizing code is basically the pickle equivalent of not swimming in your own brine. like, dude, let’s not waste RAM like it’s a day-old pickle chip!

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petur 😶🇺🇦🇵🇸🇹🇼
@peturdainn@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

@nixCraft I normally do embedded but ping me if your code needs to fit in 64KB 😉

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cauZation
@cauZation@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

@nixCraft ZRAM the gouging #Oligarchy #TechBros!

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David
@Zdavidb@mastodon.online replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

@nixCraft
Two digit years and date windowing yay.
wake me up for the Y3K bug fixes.

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Lemniscate
@Lemniscate@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

@nixCraft I’m now thinking of the guy I used to work with who proudly never bothered thinking about memory utilization of software he wrote becuse “memory is cheap now, who cares!”

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John Breen
@jab01701mid@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

@nixCraft Did I mention that I have NCSA Mosaic (for DOS/X) install media on 2 1.44MB diskettes ?

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Ozzelot :anarchy: :linux:
@ozzelot@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

@nixCraft
Let us reinvent computing from first principles.

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Pete
@philpetree@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

@nixCraft For that reason, I'm pretty convinced that every programmer's first language should be x86 assembler.

Nothing teaches you quicker about:
Planning your code
Resource utilization
Not painting yourself into a corner
Checking return codes
Checking variables before use
Documenting your code

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Leen & Moeen
@Leen_Moeen@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

Wish our biggest worry was RAM costs. In Gaza, we struggled for electricity to power devices.

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🚲 Arno roule 🚶‍♂️🐧♻️ :bzh:
@abies77@piaille.fr replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

@nixCraft
cc @nitot 😉

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greenpepper22
@greenpepper22@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

@nixCraft is RAM in danger of becoming expensive? I know hardware prices are going up because data centers and whatnot, but from what I understand it’s still generally plentiful in most home and work computers and phones

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Neil Moffatt
@NicelyManifest@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

@nixCraft I think the 1st moon landing software was the best demonstration of code optimisation.

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Nico
@nicoan@fosstodon.org replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

@nixCraft Maybe once and for all we are going to have super fast computers with super fast software instead of super fast computers with chat apps that require 6gb of ram to render a nice button

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Hänzi Pōtter
@hszakher@mastodon.world replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

@nixCraft remember when storage was rare and expensive, and all the hoops data files had to jump through to compress into binary encoded structures to save space ... remember when memory was so expensive, computer scientists had to come up with different optimized data structures to run within those boundaries... it seems the world made a full cycle #computerscience

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Kerrick Long (code)
@kerrick@ruby.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

@nixCraft @eightbitraptor This just in: Redbean is the future? https://redbean.dev

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fhekland
@fhekland@social.vivaldi.net replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

@nixCraft Death to Electron apps! 🤞🏻

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Cogito ergo mecagoendios
@elrohir@mastodon.gal replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

@nixCraft bonus if the formerly slop developers begin acquiring a taste for good code and slowly realize that the copilots that made ram expensive in the first place are making shit code

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nixCraft 🐧
@nixCraft@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

In a few years, we will see books such as "The Art of Optimizing Code in the Age of LLMs" or "How to Debug Vibe Coded Mess Like a Pro" and so on...

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Mercutio
@Mercutio@troet.cafe replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

@nixCraft
That'll be very thin books:
"Delete and redo from scratch. Avoid any AI slop."

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Manu M 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
@manum@masto.es replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

@nixCraft I can already see the O’Really? covers for these.

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kwayk42
@kwayk42@sechtor.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

@nixCraft LLMs for Dummies

It'll be one page that says

Your browser does not support the video tag.
GIF
GIF
a man with a beard and suspenders is talking to someone and says `` you big dummy '' .
a man with a beard and suspenders is talking to someone and says `` you big dummy '' .
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Raps Calorie
@rapscalorie@cyberplace.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

@nixCraft Dummy's Guide to Vibe Coding

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Michel Patrice
@MichelPatrice@jasette.facil.services replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

@nixCraft

AI mess fixer will probably be a job in the future.

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Aurin Azadî
@atarifrosch@mastodon.de replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

@nixCraft I don't need a book for that. Delete and start from scratch 🤓

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Seven
@creativegamingname@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

@nixCraft Not to be "that guy" but... the future is now.

https://github.com/dair-ai/Prompt-Engineering-Guide

They've been making these for a while.

GitHub

GitHub - dair-ai/Prompt-Engineering-Guide: 🐙 Guides, papers, lessons, notebooks and resources for prompt engineering, context engineering, RAG, and AI Agents.

🐙 Guides, papers, lessons, notebooks and resources for prompt engineering, context engineering, RAG, and AI Agents. - dair-ai/Prompt-Engineering-Guide
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GreenSkyOverMe (Monika)
@GreenSkyOverMe@ohai.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

@nixCraft Exactly

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Ray McCarthy
@raymaccarthy@mastodon.ie replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

@nixCraft
I think maybe last month?

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Jason Stuart
@JSCybersec@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

@nixCraft And they will probably be written by AI themselves LOL

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