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nixCraft 🐧
nixCraft 🐧
@nixCraft@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp last month

Can you complete the sentence for me?

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks:

________________ ???

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GarretSidzaka
GarretSidzaka
@GarretSidzaka@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp last month

@nixCraft
WHICH ONE OF YOU BASTARDS IS SPARQL?

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Tom Cole
Tom Cole
@tucats@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp last month

@nixCraft “I’m so sorry, I don’t know what I was thinking. I didn’t mean to bother you.”

postgres: insecure protocol error.

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Federation Bot
Federation Bot
@Federation_Bot replied  ·  activity timestamp last month

@nixCraft can I join you?

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MyNameIsRichard
MyNameIsRichard
@mynameisrichard@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp last month

@nixCraft would you like to join me?

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Atanas
Atanas
@AtanasE@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp last month

@nixCraft What do you mean "NoSQL"?

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Federation Bot
Federation Bot
@Federation_Bot replied  ·  activity timestamp last month

@nixCraft

... for a joint.

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Federation Bot
Federation Bot
@Federation_Bot replied  ·  activity timestamp last month

@nixCraft Am I tired of table scans...

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Viss
Viss
@Viss@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp last month

@nixCraft ' or 1=1; --

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BigLinter
BigLinter
@biglinter@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp last month

@nixCraft insert into keeper (select type,amount,sort from wish where day=..., time=... limit 1)

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